500 Words pieces

Two Petrol Pumps
David H Bridges

Little-shopped and unhorrored
Angie Cairns

Seedy river had fun
Lynn Breeze

Hebden Bridge Snapshot
Fenella Berry

The Bridge Parties
Brian Wells

Changing the world
Chris Reason

The Bridge Lanes community of yesterday
Leah Coneron

Ruth Robson-King

Hebden Bridge My Tūrangawaewae
Jo Collinge

Communing with angels in the heart of the UK
June Smith

500 years this bridge has stood
Emma Timewell

Jake takes Billy for a walk
- Jason Elliott

Where there's brown rice, there's brass
- Daily Telegraph

4th funkiest town in the world
- highlife

500 Words pieces

Hebden: a Bridge between Worlds
Sarah L. Long

My spiritual home
Gill Smith

Star Reborn
Adrian Lord

Take it to the Bridge
Mike Barrett

"I want two queues!"
David Binns

The Long Haul
Rachel Pickering

The Bridge
Alastair Graham

Walking with History
Graham Ramsden

A pin in the map
Andi Butterworth

Extracts from a Tudor time travellerís letter
Frances Platt

Her Diverse Fun Day
Lynn Breeze

William Darney (maverick preacher)
Glyn Hughes

Breakfasting on the Bridge
Graham Barker

Hermetic Hebden

Take it to the Bridge
- Leeds Guide









Seedy river had fun

There’s to be a parade,
I know it’s true,
Read it in the Bridge Times,

So I go into town  
To see what’s going on,
Lots of people on the bridge,
Buskers doing songs.

Children running wild
On a road pedestrianised,
A parade of crazy costumes
That somebody has organised.

A giant squid, a horse’s head,
A traffic warden ten-foot-tall,
Children feeding ducks with bread,
Cardboard cars and that’s not all.

A hippo goes along on wheels,
A drowning dog saved by the bell,
A pair of disembodied feet,
And Café Cali’s doing well.

Men on stilts, men in tights,
Flouncy frocks, a samba band,
Painted faces, noisy drums,
Everything is made by hand.

Butchers, builders, boys on bikes,
Fishermen, samosa-sellers,
Vegetarians, teachers, painters,
Girls out strolling with their fellas.

Hippies, farmers, bikers, druggies,
Straight and gay and undecided,
Artists, bankers, writers, dancers,
Diverse bridgeniks have collided.

Wading in to Hebden Water,
Shrieking, shouting, getting wet,
Dogs are swimming, children paddle,
Parents wait on wavy steps.

Watch a heron overhead
Looking for a baby chick,
The river’s running very slowly,
Predators can have their pick.

Over the bridge to Hole In t’Wall,
Grab an armchair in t’saloon,
Muso’s playing in the corner,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.

Full of real ale, feeling sleepy,
Rouse myself and take a walk,
Up the buttress, puffing slightly,
Glad to stop a while and talk.

Yes, house prices slowly falling.
Yes, graduate children coming back.
No, Chris McCafferty can’t help us,
We’re Tories now no going back.

Pushing onwards up the cobbles,
Ending up by Hell-Hole-Rocks,
Clamber downwards through the woods,
Smokers stand outside the Fox.

Join the towpath by the Co-op,
Pass ATC at Hebble End,
Dodge the dogs and bikes and geese,
I love it here, I can’t pretend.

Pass the Trades Club on my left,
Cross the bridge to Calder Holmes Park,
Dribs and drabs of handmade flummery,
Face-painted fairies run amok.

Up the steps back into town,
Call for Hu-Man Chinese chips,
Chinese curry sauce to dip in,
Mmm, slap yer thighs and lick yer lips.

Outside the Shoulder on the benches,
Some I know and some I don’t,
On the square by the fustian needle,
Some that’ll like it some that won’t.

Take a walk down Market Street,
Getting late the crowd is thinning,
Have iced-coffee outside Mooch,
Feel the night is just beginning.

Trades Club, Marshalls, where to go?
Moyles or maybe Nelson’s Wine Bar,
Or sit with neighbours on our street
So going home is not too far.

Back at home I check my emails,
See Chris Ratcliffe on the web then,
Asking us to get our pens out,
And do 500 words on Hebden.

500 years there’s been a bridge,
500 sample faces know it,
500 words about this town,
Not a chance that I’ll outgrow it.

So here they are I did my best
To put 500 words in verse,
But I’m not Sylvia and I’m not Ted,
It really couldn’t get much worse!

Lynn Breeze